Monday, October 27, 2014

My Mongolian Picture Bonanza

It's almost November, which means it's high time I finally posted about my summer vacation... Mongolia!

Armed with nothing but a train ticket and the phone number of a random family in a small town near Lake Khövsgöl, I set out for Mongolia on my own via the Trans-Mongolian train, which goes from Beijing to the capital city. It was definitely one of the crazier things I've ever done during my two years in Asia. Two weeks with a family in the Khövsgöl region and ten days in the Gobi Desert, mixed in with a few full days of travel and a few days spent in what could vaguely be considered urban sprawl, the capital city Ulaanbatar, made for a very interesting month in the wild, untamed land that is Mongolia.

Culturally, I was a quick study. Always accept tea with your right hand, or both if you're feeling fancy. Present the tea with your right hand, left hand supporting your right elbow underneath. Hold your cup at the bottom. Always accept tea. And food. And always finish whatever you're given, no matter how disgusting. Walk around the ger (a traditional Mongolian tent-house) clockwise. Do not walk between the central bars. Trash goes outside, not in the fire. When you're alone in the middle of nowhere, you acclimate pretty quickly.

Traveling alone is always tough for me, but rewarding in the end. I spend more time out of my comfort zone, more time alert, more time meeting new (often local) people and engaging in things I may normally be too shy to do in front of friends. But my biggest regret is not making someone tag along with me to take some damn pictures. So many of my pictures are people-less, and while pictures of landscapes are quite lovely, they can also be quite repetitive and boring.

But despite this, the pictures--even the repetitive ones--really speak for themselves. Any specifics you'd like to know, post them down in the comment section!

Family farm livin':



The middle daughter of the host family

Stuffing a sheep's intestine with blood. It was ew. 
The farmhand lighting candles at a shrine to his uncle
Apparently horse brandings happen once every few years,
so my being there is either really good, or really bad timing.

After a horse is branded, it's splashed with cow's milk

Touring the lake:

Lake Khövsgöl

The lake was so clear

Oh yea, and I traveled around the lake by horse
Ten days in the Gobi:







Our driver thought that our car breaking down on a hill
was a good time to brush his teeth 

Year-round ice!
(promptly dropped my camera into a pool of melted ice after this photo...
thank goodness for rice)
A traditional Mongolion ger

My gymnastics buddy


This adorable dog followed us all the way up the Singing Sand dunes!

My tour guide and me

Hello puppy!







Travel mates in the ger


Sunset before a hailstorm


On the train
Where the train goes when the wheels change... creepy!
I literally have thousands of pictures from Mongolia, there are so many that didn't make the cut, including any photo I took with my phone. Eek! It's just a testament to how Mongolia is the most freakin' photogenic country ever!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Dancin' Grannies

For someone who only teaches three days a week, my schedule has become inexplicably full. Extra shifts at RISE, working for a US firm remotely, and my new gig at the Shanghaiist* have pretty much taken over my life.

Breaks are desperately needed and happily welcomed. Lately, my "time off" activity of choice has been an hour of dancing at the university track. This is actually a totally normal thing in China. It's called 广场舞, or "guangchang wu." Older women gather at parks, courtyards, or just on an especially big sidewalk and do these hysterical little dances to heavily synthed-out pop music. It's funny how many things in China don't strike me as odd anymore, since the sight of a bunch of old women doing cutesy dances on the sidewalk would certainly stand out anywhere else.



Tonight, we danced to "My Humps" by Fergie. Try to get that image out of your head.

The dancing is fun, the old grannies get a kick out of that random white chick who can't figure out the moves, and it's a much harder workout than expected. Win-win-win!

I'm off to Qingdao this weekend, which is a beautiful, historic city steeped in hist... oh screw it. It's where the Tsingtao brewery is located, guys. And it's going to be awesome.


*For those who just can't get enough of my witty banter here at Nanjing China Doll, check out a few of my articles on the Shanghaiist!

Jack Ma is China's richest person
Dalai Lama says he will not be reincarnated
Panda won't let go of keeper's leg
Filmmaker Wang Quan'an detained for 'lewd acts' - you don't actually have to read this one. I just want it to be known that I used the director's family name to make a crude joke about his indiscretions...
China firm to provide pet insurance for cats and dogs





Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Really, China? Merry Christmas Edition

For all those disappointed that Christmas comes but once a year, cheer up! Because I just taught RISE's annual Christmas lesson... yesterday.

Yesterday. September 2nd.

Christmas 2014 came early this year! Or maybe we are just super late to the Christmas 2013 party? I taught the kids about Santa Claus. I taught the kids about Christmas trees. I taught the kids that "Christmas is a special time of year when we give people we love gifts," which is a mouthful and grammatically incorrect. The Chinese English teachers at RISE were shocked to learn that Christmas actually celebrates a tiny holy baby.

We also sang Christmas carols. With weird animations.
To finish of the lesson, the six year olds spent forty minutes painstakingly cutting fourteen individual paper ornaments, each with a letter to write out MERRY CHRISTMAS. The ornament project took forever, especially considering its home will be most likely be a trash can. 



WTF China.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Travels to Taiwan

Out of all the places I've traveled to on my own, Taiwan was by far the best solo experience. Granted, I spent evenings with Jumi (fellow Grinnell grad) in Kaohsiung and with David (fellow former Nanjing University employee) in Taipei, but I was almost happier doing certain sites alone.


I spent the first half of my trip in Kaohsiung, where Jumi works as an English teacher. Kaohsiung is neat little* coastal city, popular with bicyclists and tourists interested in seeing the south. Locals were helpful and often confused by my presence, though I met plenty of expats through Jumi during my time there. On one side of the city are verdant mountains, on the other side are beaches and shipping ports.

Together, Jumi and I...

... hiked Monkey Mountain - not just a cool metaphorical name! There are actual wild monkeys that inhabit this jungle-y area. They can be a bit dangerous, but if you keep quiet and calm (and don't bring food) they will saunter right up to you and just park. At the top of the mountain, Jumi and I had freshly brewed plum tea with all the Taiwanese grannies and gramps and watched the monkeys appear and disappear in the vines.




... experienced the night market - Taiwan is known for its night markets, where you can buy everything you need and lots of things you really don't need. I was in food heaven, I ate a sweet duck sandwich in what I can only describe as a Chinese pita, spicy crab legs, and a mango smoothie.

... ferried over to Cijin Island - a beach right off of Kaohsiung, Cijin Island is the most tourist-filled part of the city. Jumi and I went to her friend's quaint cafe and had some killer crepes and brownie cake.



... went to Chinese class - Jumi, like me, is studying Chinese while living abroad. We were actually studying similar subjects, and it was interesting to try a lesson from another teacher. However, I had a lot of trouble reading, since Taiwan uses traditional characters as its written language and mainland China uses simplified characters.

... classed it up at a jazz bar - fancy-ass drinks and fun people!

Jumi and me


On my own, I...

... wandered the city - temples, dried goods market, alleyways and lots of bubble tea.




... spent the afternoon on Cijin Island - after Jumi left, I headed solo to the beaches. They were surprisingly black and cold; no one was swimming. I finished The Goldfinch (sue me: I read on my vacations. It's my party and I'll read if I want to!) and wandered the island's markets. Even though I was plenty full, I couldn't help trying these unsurprisingly awesome fried dumplings.




... entered the dragon at Lotus pond - in a bid for tourism, the city of Kaohsiung built colorful structures on the pond. There were a few spots to visit: a dragon and tiger pair each with their own pagoda, a winding dragon you had to walk through to get to the viewing site, a temple-ish building, and a huge Buddha.








The second part of my trip was spent in Taiwan's capital city, Taipei. I couldn't help but notice how much cleaner the roads were, how much more polite the citizens were, and how much easier the city is to get around than Nanjing. And even though Nanjing will always hold a special place in my heart, I could see why David chose to move from Nanjing to Taipei.

When David wasn't in class, he and I...

... visited a local park and flower market - it smelled amazing!

... saw the Sun Yat-sen Memorial Hall - David is the tallest person I've ever met, so I have a feeling he saw the memorial's famous changing of the guards with little difficulty. However, I watched it through someone's iPad in front of me.





... did a "temple run" - we managed to get through most of Taipei's famous temples all in one day. I'm a bit "temple-d" out, two years of touring Asia is two years of visiting lots of rebuilt temples, but I always appreciate the quiet time and the gardens that Asian temples often provide.






... gorged at the Shilin night market - We had amazing food, I mean seriously. Grilled spicy squid, sea snails, and crispy crab legs. Taiwan is seafood heaven. Also, I had a planter of dirt for desert. Delicious.




Just kidding! It's ice cream!

Sans David, I...

... bathed in the famous Xinbeitou hot springs - I went to the public hot springs early in the morning, and save for a nice American guy in his thirties whom I helped with the hot springs schedule (it's only open for four hours at a time, I'm not sure why; and he didn't speak any Chinese) it was just me and the Taiwanese grandparents. I had fun answering questions in Chinese about myself and my time in mainland China. Taiwan is known for its hot springs, and dayumn those springs were HOT! Everyone was drinking tea and water to stay hydrated; one older man actually fainted right in front of me he was so overheated. It was actually really scary and I was the only person who saw it happen. It was an inconvenient time to forget the Chinese word for "HELP!" but luckily I made enough of a non-verbal fuss that he received help right away.

pink cheeks = hot springs done right
... hit the bars - cause you know me, always ~~~~hItTiN' dEm cLuBzzz~~~


... visited the National Museum - I am not a fan of Asian museums, but the National museum is one of the best museums I've seen ever. It was well-organized and I loved the audio tour (I also usually hate audio tours.) The museum took me hours and I could have spent more time there if I wasn't so exhausted. I did the museum backward in the hopes of avoiding lines, but I still had to wait to see the world-renowned "meat shaped stone" and "jadeite cabbage." Those are real things, guys. Also, I recognized a painting I had written a paper about in Art History 101 at Grinnell, which made me do a little happy dance, much to the confusion of the Japanese tour guide next to me.

... went to the top of the Taipei 101 - a stunning view of the city, plus I got to the ride the tallest, fastest elevator ever!




... wandered Tamsui - a quaint ocean-y area with streets for wandering and a view of the water. More food for eating. Noticing a trend?


Famous (enormous) ice cream from Tamsui
No, I did not eat the whole thing!
Taiwan was such a wonderful mix of urban glossiness and natural beauty, alone time and social time, traditional culture and modern spectacle. I wish I had more nights in Taiwan, because that night market food was beyond-words-incredible. But it was the perfect little ten-day getaway from my busy Nanjing life!



Also, public service announcement: Hello Kitty, while originally a Japanese entity, it pervasive in Taiwan. Even my airport gate was overloaded with Hello Kitty and all her colorful, demonic friends.








*Any city not in mainland China is now deemed "little" in my book.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Still Here!

Oh! Hello! Didn't see you there. Have you been waiting there this whole time?

Yes, it has been awhile. But I'm still here, and I mean that quite literally. Tales of the Nanjing China Doll will continue for the next few months. I will continue my position at Hohai University for the fall semester of 2014. There will be mystery! There will be intrigue! There will be stories about students choosing horrendous English names!


Green Lake in Kunming, China
On deck: Stories from Taiwan, Yunnan, Mongolia, and lots of Nanjing anecdotes. 

Welcome back!