For someone who only teaches three days a week, my schedule has become inexplicably full. Extra shifts at RISE, working for a US firm remotely, and my new gig at the Shanghaiist* have pretty much taken over my life.
Breaks are desperately needed and happily welcomed. Lately, my "time off" activity of choice has been an hour of dancing at the university track. This is actually a totally normal thing in China. It's called 广场舞, or "guangchang wu." Older women gather at parks, courtyards, or just on an especially big sidewalk and do these hysterical little dances to heavily synthed-out pop music. It's funny how many things in China don't strike me as odd anymore, since the sight of a bunch of old women doing cutesy dances on the sidewalk would certainly stand out anywhere else.
Tonight, we danced to "My Humps" by Fergie. Try to get that image out of your head.
The dancing is fun, the old grannies get a kick out of that random white chick who can't figure out the moves, and it's a much harder workout than expected. Win-win-win!
I'm off to Qingdao this weekend, which is a beautiful, historic city steeped in hist... oh screw it. It's where the Tsingtao brewery is located, guys. And it's going to be awesome.
*For those who just can't get enough of my witty banter here at Nanjing China Doll, check out a few of my articles on the Shanghaiist!
Jack Ma is China's richest person
Dalai Lama says he will not be reincarnated
Panda won't let go of keeper's leg
Filmmaker Wang Quan'an detained for 'lewd acts' - you don't actually have to read this one. I just want it to be known that I used the director's family name to make a crude joke about his indiscretions...
China firm to provide pet insurance for cats and dogs
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Really, China? Merry Christmas Edition
For all those disappointed that Christmas comes but once a year, cheer up! Because I just taught RISE's annual Christmas lesson... yesterday.
Yesterday. September 2nd.
Christmas 2014 came early this year! Or maybe we are just super late to the Christmas 2013 party? I taught the kids about Santa Claus. I taught the kids about Christmas trees. I taught the kids that "Christmas is a special time of year when we give people we love gifts," which is a mouthful and grammatically incorrect. The Chinese English teachers at RISE were shocked to learn that Christmas actually celebrates a tiny holy baby.
We also sang Christmas carols. With weird animations. |
To finish of the lesson, the six year olds spent forty minutes painstakingly cutting fourteen individual paper ornaments, each with a letter to write out MERRY CHRISTMAS. The ornament project took forever, especially considering its home will be most likely be a trash can.
WTF China.
Monday, August 25, 2014
Travels to Taiwan
Out of all the places I've traveled to on my own, Taiwan was by far the best solo experience. Granted, I spent evenings with Jumi (fellow Grinnell grad) in Kaohsiung and with David (fellow former Nanjing University employee) in Taipei, but I was almost happier doing certain sites alone.
Together, Jumi and I...
... hiked Monkey Mountain - not just a cool metaphorical name! There are actual wild monkeys that inhabit this jungle-y area. They can be a bit dangerous, but if you keep quiet and calm (and don't bring food) they will saunter right up to you and just park. At the top of the mountain, Jumi and I had freshly brewed plum tea with all the Taiwanese grannies and gramps and watched the monkeys appear and disappear in the vines.
... experienced the night market - Taiwan is known for its night markets, where you can buy everything you need and lots of things you really don't need. I was in food heaven, I ate a sweet duck sandwich in what I can only describe as a Chinese pita, spicy crab legs, and a mango smoothie.
... ferried over to Cijin Island - a beach right off of Kaohsiung, Cijin Island is the most tourist-filled part of the city. Jumi and I went to her friend's quaint cafe and had some killer crepes and brownie cake.
... went to Chinese class - Jumi, like me, is studying Chinese while living abroad. We were actually studying similar subjects, and it was interesting to try a lesson from another teacher. However, I had a lot of trouble reading, since Taiwan uses traditional characters as its written language and mainland China uses simplified characters.
... classed it up at a jazz bar - fancy-ass drinks and fun people!
Jumi and me |
On my own, I...
... wandered the city - temples, dried goods market, alleyways and lots of bubble tea.
... spent the afternoon on Cijin Island - after Jumi left, I headed solo to the beaches. They were surprisingly black and cold; no one was swimming. I finished The Goldfinch (sue me: I read on my vacations. It's my party and I'll read if I want to!) and wandered the island's markets. Even though I was plenty full, I couldn't help trying these unsurprisingly awesome fried dumplings.
... entered the dragon at Lotus pond - in a bid for tourism, the city of Kaohsiung built colorful structures on the pond. There were a few spots to visit: a dragon and tiger pair each with their own pagoda, a winding dragon you had to walk through to get to the viewing site, a temple-ish building, and a huge Buddha.
The second part of my trip was spent in Taiwan's capital city, Taipei. I couldn't help but notice how much cleaner the roads were, how much more polite the citizens were, and how much easier the city is to get around than Nanjing. And even though Nanjing will always hold a special place in my heart, I could see why David chose to move from Nanjing to Taipei.
When David wasn't in class, he and I...
... visited a local park and flower market - it smelled amazing!
... saw the Sun Yat-sen Memorial Hall - David is the tallest person I've ever met, so I have a feeling he saw the memorial's famous changing of the guards with little difficulty. However, I watched it through someone's iPad in front of me.
... did a "temple run" - we managed to get through most of Taipei's famous temples all in one day. I'm a bit "temple-d" out, two years of touring Asia is two years of visiting lots of rebuilt temples, but I always appreciate the quiet time and the gardens that Asian temples often provide.
... gorged at the Shilin night market - We had amazing food, I mean seriously. Grilled spicy squid, sea snails, and crispy crab legs. Taiwan is seafood heaven. Also, I had a planter of dirt for desert. Delicious.
Just kidding! It's ice cream! |
Sans David, I...
... bathed in the famous Xinbeitou hot springs - I went to the public hot springs early in the morning, and save for a nice American guy in his thirties whom I helped with the hot springs schedule (it's only open for four hours at a time, I'm not sure why; and he didn't speak any Chinese) it was just me and the Taiwanese grandparents. I had fun answering questions in Chinese about myself and my time in mainland China. Taiwan is known for its hot springs, and dayumn those springs were HOT! Everyone was drinking tea and water to stay hydrated; one older man actually fainted right in front of me he was so overheated. It was actually really scary and I was the only person who saw it happen. It was an inconvenient time to forget the Chinese word for "HELP!" but luckily I made enough of a non-verbal fuss that he received help right away.
pink cheeks = hot springs done right |
... visited the National Museum - I am not a fan of Asian museums, but the National museum is one of the best museums I've seen ever. It was well-organized and I loved the audio tour (I also usually hate audio tours.) The museum took me hours and I could have spent more time there if I wasn't so exhausted. I did the museum backward in the hopes of avoiding lines, but I still had to wait to see the world-renowned "meat shaped stone" and "jadeite cabbage." Those are real things, guys. Also, I recognized a painting I had written a paper about in Art History 101 at Grinnell, which made me do a little happy dance, much to the confusion of the Japanese tour guide next to me.
... went to the top of the Taipei 101 - a stunning view of the city, plus I got to the ride the tallest, fastest elevator ever!
Famous (enormous) ice cream from Tamsui No, I did not eat the whole thing! |
Also, public service announcement: Hello Kitty, while originally a Japanese entity, it pervasive in Taiwan. Even my airport gate was overloaded with Hello Kitty and all her colorful, demonic friends.
*Any city not in mainland China is now deemed "little" in my book.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Still Here!
Oh! Hello! Didn't see you there. Have you been waiting there this whole time?
Yes, it has been awhile. But I'm still here, and I mean that quite literally. Tales of the Nanjing China Doll will continue for the next few months. I will continue my position at Hohai University for the fall semester of 2014. There will be mystery! There will be intrigue! There will be stories about students choosing horrendous English names!
On deck: Stories from Taiwan, Yunnan, Mongolia, and lots of Nanjing anecdotes.
Welcome back!
Yes, it has been awhile. But I'm still here, and I mean that quite literally. Tales of the Nanjing China Doll will continue for the next few months. I will continue my position at Hohai University for the fall semester of 2014. There will be mystery! There will be intrigue! There will be stories about students choosing horrendous English names!
Green Lake in Kunming, China |
Welcome back!
Monday, April 14, 2014
Everyday Moments
Recently, I was flipping through my iPhone and I realized that there were so many photos I was yet to share with you all. So here are eight photos accompanied by eight little Nanjing vignettes to match!
This past fall, the pollution in Nanjing was horrendous. Usually, the AQI level (Air Quality Index) was three times as worse as New York City. I even had classes cancelled because parents didn't want their children to leave the house. There were days we couldn't see more than a few feet in front of us, the smog was so terrible! This dusty car is just one example of visual pollution I saw.
I spent New Year's Eve with a large group of friends, who bought fireworks to set off at midnight on the Caochengmen Bridge (which happens to be the bridge that separates their apartment from mine!) I guess the idea to spend New Year's on the bridge had occurred to other people in the area, including these two Chinese girls, who lit their lantern (with their wishes for the new year written on it) and chatted with us in Chinese as we watched it float over the river.
One Saturday, Evan and I were wandering around Nanjing and we happened upon a kind of unremarkable market. There was no prepared food to buy and a lot of "Made for TV" type junk. However, it was worth it in the end because we found that they had bumper cars! It was a fun addition to our errand-filled day.
Deji Plaza is the fanciest mall in Nanjing, it's where all the designer stores and most expensive restaurants are located. I've always love this cute decoration and how this open area allows you to see all the floors together.
So glad I went to the annual Plum Blossom festival in Nanjing, the flowers were absolutely beautiful. Even though the AQI level that day was still dangerously high, the sky was blue, the flowers smelled amazing, and it was a nice way to spend a Friday afternoon.
Plus a bonus photo from the festival: a Chinese-opera mask kite being flown at the park.
In addition to my work with Hohai and Rise, I also am college consultant. My Chinese coworkers and I had a long day, so they all gathered on the couch with ten minutes left on the clock to chat in Chinese.
Hohai's campus is really beautiful. I snapped this shot on my way to work one day. Even though I hate that my classes are so early and require me to be on the bus to Jiangning at 7, I like seeing the campus empty and flooded with sunlight at 6:40 AM.
Everyday life, no matter where you are, is filled with these little neat, beautiful moments and I think it's important to capture them. And more importantly, enjoy them!
Monday, April 7, 2014
A Whole New (Underwater) World
I don't think it would surprise anyone to know that while in the Philippines, I earned my Scuba certification. I'm fairly adventurous, (remember that time I went skydiving?) I like nature (dragging my family to different nature sites, I will convert you!) and I was looking for a fun activity to do for the last half of my vacation. Scuba fit the bill on all accounts!
Suit up! |
Ready to go... |
I was lucky that one of my fabulous All Hands donors introduced me to her nephew, Jeremy. Even more lucky that he not only is a scuba instructor, but also just so happened to run a scuba shop. And luckier still that his scuba shop just so happened to be on the same island as my volunteer work. Lots of wonderful coincidences.
Not to brag, but I consider myself a pretty quick study. Before my first lesson, I read (and aced) the quizzes (I probably shouldn't brag about that, they are insanely easy.) I felt really over-confident. The underwater skills seemed super doable. My first underwater "skill" was to learn was how to clear my goggles if they got water in them. And guys, I freaked. My mask full of water, I couldn't see Jeremy, I flailed and hyperventilated, and eventually I flipped out and swam right back to the surface (which isn't encouraged because if you were actually diving at a deep level, swimming up so quickly has terrible consequences.) But after a minute or two of floating at the surface, we swam back down and I managed to clear my goggles. It certainly wasn't perfect, and mask clearing was the skill I struggled most with for the rest of my dives (which is really unfortunate, because I have a tendency to breathe heavily through my nose, which fogs up the glass.) From then on, I handled each skill calmly and did an acceptable job on the first try.
But the good stuff came on my first dives. They were incredible. The fish, the coral, all those wacky organisms whose names I don't know. All of these creatures and landscapes I've never seen before. I like to consider I'm well travelled, but the Earth is 70% water and I had never seen the bottom of the ocean like that before. Depending on how much sun there was, the coral was a million shades of purple, pink, and white. I was mesmerized by the never-ending school of silver barracuda. Even just looking out at the water, how far it goes, how deep it goes. I got that same feeling I get in a modern art museum: I could stare and stare and stare at the same piece of coral for hours, examining each intricacy, each color, each facet. I sometimes forgot to breathe, not because I was using the respirator, but because the sight literally took my breath away.
Not gonna lie, "A Whole New World" from Aladdin popped into my head on more than one occasion.
As well as a few days at the scuba shop nippa hut, I also stayed at a beautiful resort in the nearby Anda Beach, called Blue Star Dive. Even though Blue Star is a fancy resort (fancy by my standards, at least... you all remember the hut in Thailand, right?) they had backpacker friendly rooms and prices. The staff was friendly, I had a gorgeous room, the food was good, and the owners were incredibly sweet.
I went on two dives with Blue Star, an amazing daytime dive to one of their many dive spots, and a nighttime dive, which was scary but incredible. We saw mandarin fish, an eel, and all kinds of other fish that only come out at night.
Overall, my last week in the Philippines was a wonderful, relaxing break after the noise and work of All Hands. Anda Beach was quiet and secluded, when I went to the Anda public beach for the day I was the only person there! I'd wake up at sunrise and go to sleep early. I ate well, read a ton of great books, and saw some of the most memorable and beautiful sights I'll ever see.
*Stay tuned, I hope to add more scuba pictures soon!
Not to brag, but I consider myself a pretty quick study. Before my first lesson, I read (and aced) the quizzes (I probably shouldn't brag about that, they are insanely easy.) I felt really over-confident. The underwater skills seemed super doable. My first underwater "skill" was to learn was how to clear my goggles if they got water in them. And guys, I freaked. My mask full of water, I couldn't see Jeremy, I flailed and hyperventilated, and eventually I flipped out and swam right back to the surface (which isn't encouraged because if you were actually diving at a deep level, swimming up so quickly has terrible consequences.) But after a minute or two of floating at the surface, we swam back down and I managed to clear my goggles. It certainly wasn't perfect, and mask clearing was the skill I struggled most with for the rest of my dives (which is really unfortunate, because I have a tendency to breathe heavily through my nose, which fogs up the glass.) From then on, I handled each skill calmly and did an acceptable job on the first try.
But the good stuff came on my first dives. They were incredible. The fish, the coral, all those wacky organisms whose names I don't know. All of these creatures and landscapes I've never seen before. I like to consider I'm well travelled, but the Earth is 70% water and I had never seen the bottom of the ocean like that before. Depending on how much sun there was, the coral was a million shades of purple, pink, and white. I was mesmerized by the never-ending school of silver barracuda. Even just looking out at the water, how far it goes, how deep it goes. I got that same feeling I get in a modern art museum: I could stare and stare and stare at the same piece of coral for hours, examining each intricacy, each color, each facet. I sometimes forgot to breathe, not because I was using the respirator, but because the sight literally took my breath away.
Underwater action shot |
Very cool coral |
Also, pet monkey at the scuba shop |
Fancy! |
The resort from the boat |
Private beach |
My underwater "tour guide" |
I'm on a boat. |
*Stay tuned, I hope to add more scuba pictures soon!
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